| #26 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 21 |
| #17 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 33 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #18 | BGE temporary tattoo | 28 |
| #24 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 25 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1853 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #462 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 23 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 2 |
| #658 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 8 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #463 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #10 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 2 |
| #165 | elven cellocello | 52 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #507 | fudgecule | 1,649 |
| #46 | glimmering penguin feather | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #43 | herringcello | 140 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #249 | off-white striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #50 | penguin focaccia bread | 118 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #257 | popsicle stick | 3 |
| #106 | powdered candy sushi set | 8 |
| #339 | squirming egg sac | 34 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #735 | sweet mochi ball | 6 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |