| #57 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1,000 |
| #244 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 41 |
| #135 | 334 scroll | 54 |
| #221 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #70 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 2 |
| #70 | Star Spawn | 2 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #146 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #84 | baconstone ring | 3 |
| #493 | baggie of powdered sugar | 32 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #56 | bus pass | 23 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #44 | imp air | 27 |
| #5 | pulled green taffy | 1,111 |
| #18 | pulled orange taffy | 1,000 |
| #15 | pulled violet taffy | 2,000 |