| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #85 | CRIMBCO scrip | 4,180 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #52 | bone chips | 620 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |