| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #345 | beer bong | 5 |
| #568 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #130 | brass gear | 20 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #492 | chloroform rag | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1090 | empty agua de vida bottle | 9 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #212 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #140 | mixed wildflower greens | 7 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #316 | red class ring | 35 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2652 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #2909 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2868 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2647 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #17 | sweet ninja sword | 2,143 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #562 | water pipe bomb | 30 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #455 | white class ring | 13 |
| #166 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #165 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |