CL4PTR4P

RankItemQuantity
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#227battered hubcap1
#347beer bong5
#575blue class ring3
#129brass gear20
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#234caustic slime nodule1
#492chloroform rag2
#3274club necklace1
#883commemorative war stein1
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#1093empty agua de vida bottle9
#761fake blood1
#496foam noodle1
#213giant penguin keychain1
#5199handful of confetti1
#133hardened slime belt1
#143hardened slime pants1
#577inflatable duck1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#141mixed wildflower greens7
#152monster bait1
#663peanut brittle shield1
#324red class ring35
#2797rubber WWJD? bracelet2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#939strange shiny disc1
#2667stuffed Baron von Ratsworth4
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#2923stuffed Meat2
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1875stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#2884stuffed mink2
#3113stuffed monocle1
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#7774stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#2661stuffed teddy butler4
#2783stuffed tin of caviar3
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#17sweet ninja sword2,143
#1906useless powder1
#561water pipe bomb30
#474water wings1
#463white class ring13
#167wind-up ensign1
#164wind-up owl1
#166wind-up vampire teeth1

Wow, that's 2,328 items total!

what items are this player missing?