| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #347 | beer bong | 5 |
| #575 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #129 | brass gear | 20 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #492 | chloroform rag | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1093 | empty agua de vida bottle | 9 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #213 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #141 | mixed wildflower greens | 7 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #324 | red class ring | 35 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2667 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #2923 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2884 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2661 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2783 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #17 | sweet ninja sword | 2,143 |
| #1906 | useless powder | 1 |
| #561 | water pipe bomb | 30 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #463 | white class ring | 13 |
| #167 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #164 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |