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| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
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| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
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| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
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| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
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| #576 | burst hellseal brain | 5 |
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| #329 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
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| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
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| #736 | fancy bath salts | 3 |
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| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #700 | flaming feather | 3 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #148 | floorboard cruft | 5 |
| #672 | frozen feather | 3 |
| #498 | gas balloon | 5 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
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| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
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| #725 | meat vortex | 14 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
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| #847 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 7 |
| #1217 | plot hole | 2 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1051 | procrastination potion | 3 |
| #103 | razor-sharp can lid | 261 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #627 | rocky raccoon | 5 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #385 | sake bomb | 29 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #491 | shredded hellseal hide | 6 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
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| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
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| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
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| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
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| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
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| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #1922 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #5355 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
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| #5328 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4901 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #681 | tattered scrap of paper | 2 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
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| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #476 | torn hellseal sinew | 6 |
| #329 | tropical orchid | 6 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1353 | useless powder | 13 |
| #1694 | valuable trinket | 12 |
| #438 | wad of cotton | 6 |
| #677 | water pipe bomb | 16 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |