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| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
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| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
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| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
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| #492 | chloroform rag | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
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| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
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| #734 | fancy bath salts | 3 |
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| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #700 | flaming feather | 3 |
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| #671 | frozen feather | 3 |
| #497 | gas balloon | 5 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
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| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
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| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
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| #725 | meat vortex | 14 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
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| #845 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 7 |
| #1220 | plot hole | 2 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1051 | procrastination potion | 3 |
| #102 | razor-sharp can lid | 261 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #625 | rocky raccoon | 5 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #385 | sake bomb | 29 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #489 | shredded hellseal hide | 6 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
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| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
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| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
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| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
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| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
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| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #1921 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
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| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #680 | tattered scrap of paper | 2 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
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| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #474 | torn hellseal sinew | 6 |
| #328 | tropical orchid | 6 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1354 | useless powder | 13 |
| #1694 | valuable trinket | 12 |
| #437 | wad of cotton | 6 |
| #677 | water pipe bomb | 16 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |