| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1162 | CRIMBCO scrip | 35 |
| #869 | Crimbo candied pecan | 8 |
| #810 | Crimbo fudge | 10 |
| #816 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 9 |
| #898 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | sewing kit | 100 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |