| #66 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 233 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #2863 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2 |
| #585 | awful poetry journal | 116 |
| #27 | baseball | 449 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #874 | bottle of gin | 7 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1296 | bottle of rum | 4 |
| #871 | bottle of tequila | 9 |
| #727 | bottle of vodka | 10 |
| #983 | bottle of whiskey | 9 |
| #1104 | boxed wine | 3 |
| #1033 | coconut shell | 4 |
| #199 | concentrated magicalness pill | 11 |
| #450 | disturbing fanfic | 262 |
| #186 | enchanted barbell | 11 |
| #262 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 5 |
| #505 | fine wine | 7 |
| #336 | giant moxie weed | 8 |
| #559 | grapefruit | 4 |
| #628 | grapes | 4 |
| #65 | guano coffee cup | 215 |
| #630 | hellion cube | 4 |
| #759 | hill of beans | 5 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #246 | jug-o-magicalness | 8 |
| #983 | lemon | 6 |
| #1067 | little paper umbrella | 4 |
| #902 | magical ice cubes | 7 |
| #420 | magicalness-in-a-can | 7 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #550 | moxie weed | 17 |
| #589 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #847 | orange | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #558 | pile of jumping beans | 2 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #519 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 3 |
| #470 | shot of orange schnapps | 4 |
| #384 | shot of tomato schnapps | 7 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #54 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 585 |
| #759 | strawberry | 3 |
| #631 | strongness elixir | 2 |
| #476 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 6 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #385 | vodka martini | 2 |
| #756 | wad of dough | 14 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |