| #67 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 233 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #2860 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2 |
| #584 | awful poetry journal | 116 |
| #28 | baseball | 449 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #874 | bottle of gin | 7 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1296 | bottle of rum | 4 |
| #870 | bottle of tequila | 9 |
| #724 | bottle of vodka | 10 |
| #983 | bottle of whiskey | 9 |
| #1102 | boxed wine | 3 |
| #1044 | coconut shell | 4 |
| #201 | concentrated magicalness pill | 11 |
| #450 | disturbing fanfic | 262 |
| #188 | enchanted barbell | 11 |
| #263 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 5 |
| #507 | fine wine | 7 |
| #337 | giant moxie weed | 8 |
| #559 | grapefruit | 4 |
| #627 | grapes | 4 |
| #65 | guano coffee cup | 215 |
| #630 | hellion cube | 4 |
| #759 | hill of beans | 5 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #247 | jug-o-magicalness | 8 |
| #980 | lemon | 6 |
| #1077 | little paper umbrella | 4 |
| #914 | magical ice cubes | 7 |
| #422 | magicalness-in-a-can | 7 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #552 | moxie weed | 17 |
| #590 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #849 | orange | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #558 | pile of jumping beans | 2 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #521 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 3 |
| #471 | shot of orange schnapps | 4 |
| #386 | shot of tomato schnapps | 7 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #54 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 585 |
| #760 | strawberry | 3 |
| #632 | strongness elixir | 2 |
| #479 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 6 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #386 | vodka martini | 2 |
| #754 | wad of dough | 14 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |