| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #328 | Ecto-Cooler | 3 |
| #52 | Hodgman's blanket | 24 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #41 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #112 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #419 | The Cooler Out of Space | 3 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #58 | extra-greasy slider | 49 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #44 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 85 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #206 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #60 | stuffed Hodgman | 4 |
| #32 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 46 |