| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #325 | Ecto-Cooler | 3 |
| #51 | Hodgman's blanket | 24 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #113 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #417 | The Cooler Out of Space | 3 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #59 | extra-greasy slider | 49 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #45 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 85 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #59 | stuffed Hodgman | 4 |
| #32 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 46 |