| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #40 | Psychotic Train wine | 42 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #284 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #5245 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #53 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #110 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #187 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #83 | pie man was not meant to eat | 42 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #223 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #4507 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #5256 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4597 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3820 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5810 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3389 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |