| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #40 | Psychotic Train wine | 42 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #82 | pie man was not meant to eat | 42 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #220 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3811 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |