| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #67 | DNOTC Box | 5 |
| 🥈 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 36,000 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1,000 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 15,000 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 12,000 |
| #18 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 3 |
| #221 | towel | 42 |