| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #356 | Jack-in-the-box | 17 |
| #134 | Red Rover BB gun | 28 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #147 | bejeweled cufflinks | 26 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #735 | bottle of tequila | 14 |
| #278 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 6 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #237 | dense meat stack | 1,975 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #19 | fancy opera glasses | 109 |
| #59 | garish pinky ring | 62 |
| #17 | giant designer sunglasses | 121 |
| #738 | heart necklace | 10 |
| #877 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #373 | peanut brittle shield | 8 |
| #636 | personal massager | 5 |
| #163 | personalized birthday cake | 10 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #415 | red-and-green sweater | 5 |
| #386 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 17 |
| #241 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 24 |
| #198 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 27 |
| #168 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 29 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #454 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 96 |
| #216 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 137 |
| #220 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 137 |
| #104 | stuffed Meat | 282 |
| #394 | stuffed angry cow | 99 |
| #2541 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #290 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 124 |
| #277 | stuffed cocoabo | 118 |
| #293 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 26 |
| #245 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 137 |
| #281 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 128 |
| #252 | stuffed hand turkey | 131 |
| #50 | stuffed key | 521 |
| #553 | stuffed martini | 15 |
| #304 | stuffed mind flayer | 117 |
| #95 | stuffed mink | 301 |
| #130 | stuffed monocle | 237 |
| #271 | stuffed scary death orb | 124 |
| #223 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 148 |
| #236 | stuffed snowy owl | 138 |
| #263 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 134 |
| #240 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 133 |
| #82 | stuffed teddy butler | 302 |
| #78 | stuffed tin of caviar | 315 |
| #66 | stuffed treasure chest | 475 |
| #299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 116 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #365 | urinal cake | 5 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |