| #16 | 8-bit banana | 55 |
| #274 | Baja sopapilla | 2 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #116 | Cheer-Up soda | 5 |
| #135 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 33 |
| #67 | Crimbo candle | 4 |
| #38 | Crimbo crystal shards | 10 |
| #49 | Crimbo food scraps | 235 |
| #115 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 28 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #778 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 4 |
| #91 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 39 |
| #38 | Racisto Ruidoso | 10 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #16 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 7 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #49 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 6 |
| #100 | Trainbot circuitry | 19 |
| #77 | Trainbot linkages | 24 |
| #77 | Trainbot optics | 25 |
| #96 | Trainbot plating | 14 |
| #95 | Trainbot servomotors | 14 |
| #73 | Trainbot slag | 96 |
| #95 | Trainbot tubing | 18 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #441 | banana | 10 |
| #22 | banana cream pie | 30 |
| #27 | banana daiquiri | 20 |
| #10 | banana milkshake | 30 |
| #133 | banana peel | 40 |
| #14 | banana spritzer | 30 |
| #86 | banana supersucker | 10 |
| #695 | bananagate | 5 |
| #23 | bananarama bangle | 5 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #877 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #147 | beavermouth | 36 |
| #101 | beer cartilage | 4 |
| #172 | black and white cracker | 3 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #131 | bowl of mernudo | 4 |
| #299 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #398 | bunch of bananas | 10 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #80 | candy harmonica | 6 |
| #666 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #88 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #174 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 2 |
| #40 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 15 |
| #31 | crystal Crimbo platter | 15 |
| #152 | crystalline cheer | 788 |
| #35 | cursed wishbone | 8 |
| #89 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
| #103 | donated candy | 160 |
| #177 | donated food | 69 |
| #49 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 256 |
| #611 | evil golden arch | 7 |
| #109 | executive mime flask | 11 |
| #128 | fishelada | 6 |
| #297 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #1334 | gingerbread bugbear | 13 |
| #394 | gingerbread horror | 14 |
| #13 | glob of salty molasses | 565 |
| #6 | golden banana | 20 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #81 | gooified animal matter | 50 |
| #73 | gooified mineral matter | 50 |
| #79 | gooified vegetable matter | 50 |
| #70 | green and red bean | 192 |
| #131 | grilled mooseflank | 17 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #69 | honey-drenched ham slice | 87 |
| #67 | hot watered rum | 52 |
| #97 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #38 | industrially-crushed ice | 102 |
| #9 | intact anemone spike | 873 |
| #74 | lost elf luggage | 46 |
| #55 | mime army camouflage kit | 3 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #10 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 2 |
| #10 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 2 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #89 | mime army superserum | 2 |
| #118 | mime army wine | 3 |
| #115 | mime eraser | 5 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #14 | miming beret | 5 |
| #23 | miming boots | 3 |
| #50 | miming corduroys | 2 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #46 | miming shirt | 2 |
| #9 | moist Crimbo spices | 814 |
| #168 | mooseflank | 17 |
| #107 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 22 |
| #119 | muffled muffuletta | 4 |
| #123 | multi-level marzipan | 5 |
| #71 | muskox-skin cap | 2 |
| #49 | neg grog | 1 |
| #25 | nega-mushroom | 62 |
| #135 | ojo de pez burrito | 4 |
| #83 | oldcake | 4 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #78 | peppermint eel sauce | 174 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #36 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 28 |
| #48 | pile of Trainbot parts | 746 |
| #112 | ping-pong ball | 61 |
| #52 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #8 | pixel banana | 50 |
| #46 | plastic bazooka | 2 |
| #94 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #85 | powdered powdered sugar | 6 |
| #156 | primitive candy cane | 3 |
| #264 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #19 | runny icing | 573 |
| #62 | salt plum | 198 |
| #36 | salt plum sake | 3 |
| #16 | salty gumdrop | 323 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
| #98 | silent I | 5 |
| #135 | silent J | 2 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #79 | silent O | 9 |
| #111 | silent P | 5 |
| #14 | silent X | 46 |
| #76 | silent Z | 2 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #36 | skeletal banana | 85 |
| #13 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 600 |
| #135 | spirit gum | 28 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #36 | steamed oyster | 101 |
| #90 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 15 |
| #83 | sugar banana | 20 |
| #52 | temperance whiskey | 7 |
| #100 | thick walrus blubber | 31 |
| #1333 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #97 | tiny bomb | 36 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #43 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8257 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8180 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8164 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #94 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #216 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #73 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #120 | waterlogged cloth | 7 |
| #119 | waterlogged leather | 7 |
| #90 | waterlogged metal | 12 |
| #88 | waterlogged stuffing | 12 |
| #39 | waterlogged wood | 12 |
| #6 | wax banana | 10 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #66 | yule gruel | 50 |