| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #65 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 20 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #5 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 6,005 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #7 | cherry bomb | 1 |
| #6 | dirty martini | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #6 | grogtini | 1 |
| #1054 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1508 | valuable trinket | 18 |