| #118 | ASCII shirt | 20 |
| #99 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 8 |
| #117 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 7 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #149 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 40 |
| #35 | Cold One | 244 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #329 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #481 | Instant Karma | 11 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #330 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 20 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #223 | baggie of powdered sugar | 119 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #4 | black forest ham | 11,001 |
| #8 | bottle of realpagne | 194 |
| #434 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #211 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #51 | chocolate filthy lucre | 200 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #104 | divine champagne flute | 194 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #143 | flute of flat champagne | 101 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #4 | glass slipper | 16 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #213 | goth kid t-shirt | 25 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #74 | hipposkin poncho | 3 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #66 | letterman's jacket | 4 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #40 | pocket lint (green) | 1 |
| #46 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #55 | pocket lint (white) | 1 |
| #499 | red-and-green sweater | 3 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | sorority girl's box | 18 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #45 | spaghetti breakfast | 267 |
| #77 | spangly mariachi vest | 6 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #37 | turtlemail hauberk | 3 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #325 | vampire collar | 5 |
| #154 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 9 |
| #553 | white lightning | 11 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |