| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #2128 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #2035 | Crimbuck | 35 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #484 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 21 |
| #518 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 17 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #446 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 25 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #438 | blind-packed capsule toy | 3 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #217 | bubble-wrap simulator | 3 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #429 | electrical thingamabob | 4 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #345 | giant needle | 122 |
| #234 | green clay bead | 51 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #266 | phish stick | 5 |
| #69 | plastic ingot | 373 |
| #289 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #385 | probability potion | 107 |
| #458 | procrastination potion | 88 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #735 | sweet mochi ball | 6 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |