| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000™ | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 100 |
| #27 | Supernova Champagne | 600 |
| #29 | affordable teak perch | 1 |
| #20 | amphibious tophat | 1 |
| #35 | ant antidepressant | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #132 | bag of many confections | 1 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #10 | bottle of Cochon Noir | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of perfume | 1 |
| #29 | brass crank handle | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #43 | bugged bön±Ã©t | 1 |
| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #28 | cactus monocle | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #56 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #31 | cotton candy cordial | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #22 | eye 'n' horn shampoo | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #37 | fin-bit wax | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #45 | gill rings | 1 |
| #45 | green pixie spog | 2 |
| #26 | half-height unicycle | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
| #8 | immense ballet shoes | 2 |
| #78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #33 | metallic foil bow | 1 |
| #42 | metallic foil radar dish | 1 |
| #16 | metrognome | 2 |
| #37 | microwave stogie | 1 |
| #26 | miniature Jacob's ladder | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #18 | miniature castagnets | 2 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #15 | miniature pruning shears | 2 |
| #22 | miniature tophat | 1 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #27 | mother's little helper | 760 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #30 | pet anemone | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #36 | plastic bib | 1 |
| #39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #26 | psychedelic bubble wand | 1 |
| #48 | quadroculars | 1 |
| #52 | quake of arrows | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #353 | radium-flavored potato chips | 131 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #35 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #29 | rattlesnake enrager | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #14 | security blankie | 3 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #49 | stomp box | 1 |
| #53 | string of dingle balls | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #9 | tiny bindle | 11 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #27 | tiny sombrero | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #29 | undissolvable contact lenses | 1 |
| #29 | unspeakable lozenges | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |