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RankItemQuantity
#1414-d camera1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#117Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#355Dyspepsi-Cola helmet7
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#64Hodgman's lucky sock1
#462Mr. Joe's bangles2
#24Ol' Scratch's ol' britches3
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#273barbed-wire fence20
#1496bit of clingfilm1
#576chloroform rag1
🥉control crystal1
#568corncob pipe1
#437dented harmonica1
#819disembodied brain1
#635drum machine2
#261facehugging alien1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#662gas balloon1
#391grungy bandana1
#265guitar pick12
#324half-sized guitar1
#331handful of sand47
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#1103herb brownies2
#691hobo nickel206
#39live nautical mine10
#563lucky bottlecap1
#173peace-sign necklace2
#466plastic guitar1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#7679stuffed snowy owl2
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#2734tiny plastic G Imp2
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#2163tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester3
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#2783tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#2771tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist2
#2118tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy3
#2782tiny plastic Protagonist2
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#2744tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#2829tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#4841tiny plastic angry goat3
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#2162tiny plastic beanbat3
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#2795tiny plastic blooper2
#2217tiny plastic brainsweeper3
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#4884tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#2878tiny plastic ghuol whelp6
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#2112tiny plastic handsome mariachi3
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#2823tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#2728tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#6132tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#4899tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#2193tiny plastic spooky vampire3
#6128tiny plastic stab bat2
#4891tiny plastic star starfish3
#2894tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#2763tiny plastic warwelf2
#1435tiny plastic whitesnake5
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1

Wow, that's 463 items total!

what items are this player missing?