| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000™ | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #525 | Monstar energy beverage | 2 |
| #492 | PADL Phone | 4 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #921 | beer bomb | 2 |
| #425 | beer helmet | 6 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #454 | bejeweled pledge pin | 6 |
| #349 | bottle opener belt buckle | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #381 | distressed denim pants | 5 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #401 | flavored foot massage oil | 90 |
| #61 | fluorescent lightbulb | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #452 | giant foam finger | 2 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #87 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #95 | papaya | 509 |
| #454 | perforated battle paddle | 3 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #852 | water pipe bomb | 3 |
| #847 | white class ring | 3 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |