| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000™ | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3898 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #525 | Monstar energy beverage | 2 |
| #493 | PADL Phone | 4 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #771 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #795 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #877 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #775 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #735 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #923 | beer bomb | 2 |
| #427 | beer helmet | 6 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #456 | bejeweled pledge pin | 6 |
| #348 | bottle opener belt buckle | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #383 | distressed denim pants | 5 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #2034 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #401 | flavored foot massage oil | 90 |
| #61 | fluorescent lightbulb | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #452 | giant foam finger | 2 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #90 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #5204 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #95 | papaya | 509 |
| #454 | perforated battle paddle | 3 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1223 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #510 | war tongs | 1 |
| #855 | water pipe bomb | 3 |
| #853 | white class ring | 3 |
| #1935 | whoopie cushion | 1 |