| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #425 | CRIMBCO scrip | 685 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |