| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #688 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
| #1046 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #685 | 30669 scroll | 5 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #591 | 334 scroll | 5 |
| #1110 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #874 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1419 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 2 |
| #482 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 6 |
| #27 | Orcish meat locker | 38 |
| #98 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 15 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #1044 | Trollhouse cookies | 5 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #616 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #498 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 5 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #459 | ant agonist | 3 |
| #268 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #427 | arrrgyle socks | 5 |
| #614 | asbestos ore | 8 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1538 | awful poetry journal | 5 |
| #1320 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #435 | bar skin | 21 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #757 | baseball | 2 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #1076 | batgut | 2 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #858 | beer bomb | 3 |
| #540 | beer lens | 2 |
| #851 | big red clown nose | 2 |
| #473 | black pepper | 2 |
| #841 | bottle of gin | 8 |
| #996 | bottle of rum | 12 |
| #1041 | bottle of vodka | 3 |
| #1056 | bottle of whiskey | 7 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #990 | boxed wine | 5 |
| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #625 | bugbear beanie | 6 |
| #49 | candied kobold | 123 |
| #243 | cheap cigar butt | 8 |
| #827 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 15 |
| #939 | heavy D | 7 |
| #1543 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 4 |
| #998 | ice-cold Willer | 15 |
| #290 | meat stack | 145 |
| #14 | pentacorn hat | 50 |
| #350 | red pixel | 27 |
| #543 | rocky raccoon | 9 |
| #190 | soda water | 25 |
| #1154 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 7 |
| #801 | star chart | 3 |
| #1222 | tiny house | 23 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2000 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1270 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #488 | tomato | 50 |
| #13 | union scalemail pants | 25 |
| #1396 | yeti fur | 6 |