| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #687 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
| #1051 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #686 | 30669 scroll | 5 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #592 | 334 scroll | 5 |
| #1114 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #879 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2097 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #737 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 2 |
| #482 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 6 |
| #27 | Orcish meat locker | 38 |
| #98 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 15 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #1044 | Trollhouse cookies | 5 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #616 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #499 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 5 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #460 | ant agonist | 3 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #896 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #484 | armgun | 1 |
| #429 | arrrgyle socks | 5 |
| #617 | asbestos ore | 8 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1537 | awful poetry journal | 5 |
| #1323 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #434 | bar skin | 21 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #759 | baseball | 2 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #1075 | batgut | 2 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #287 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #860 | beer bomb | 3 |
| #541 | beer lens | 2 |
| #852 | big red clown nose | 2 |
| #473 | black pepper | 2 |
| #843 | bottle of gin | 8 |
| #997 | bottle of rum | 12 |
| #1040 | bottle of vodka | 3 |
| #1057 | bottle of whiskey | 7 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #991 | boxed wine | 5 |
| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #624 | bugbear beanie | 6 |
| #50 | candied kobold | 123 |
| #243 | cheap cigar butt | 8 |
| #827 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 15 |
| #940 | heavy D | 7 |
| #1543 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 4 |
| #996 | ice-cold Willer | 15 |
| #287 | meat stack | 145 |
| #14 | pentacorn hat | 50 |
| #353 | red pixel | 27 |
| #544 | rocky raccoon | 9 |
| #194 | soda water | 25 |
| #1154 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 7 |
| #801 | star chart | 3 |
| #1221 | tiny house | 23 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #1663 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1270 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #488 | tomato | 50 |
| #13 | union scalemail pants | 25 |
| #1397 | yeti fur | 6 |