| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #540 | Black No. 2 | 5 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #619 | Mountain Stream soda | 12 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #907 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 5 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #993 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #540 | beer lens | 2 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1071 | dense meat stack | 3 |
| #1277 | disassembled clover | 5 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1138 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #74 | heart of rock and roll | 2 |
| #623 | linoleum ore | 4 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #355 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 14 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #729 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 4 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #958 | sunken chest | 4 |
| #389 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 8 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |