| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #944 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #827 | Knob Goblin pants | 3 |
| #914 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 2 |
| #348 | M-242 | 21 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #553 | antique helmet | 6 |
| #131 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #1019 | bottle of rum | 11 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1356 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1475 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #677 | figurine of a charred seal | 3 |
| #487 | figurine of a cold seal | 10 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #308 | figurine of a sleek seal | 8 |
| #217 | figurine of a slippery seal | 8 |
| #297 | figurine of a stinking seal | 7 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #822 | handful of hand chalk | 11 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1027 | hobo nickel | 25 |
| #1495 | ice-cold Willer | 2 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #325 | snake | 20 |
| #224 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 4 |
| #329 | sparkler | 21 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #437 | ten-leaf clover | 30 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #216 | tiny slimy cyst | 2 |