| #759 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 4 |
| #181 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #618 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 2 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #528 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #547 | black helmet | 2 |
| #210 | black kettle drum | 4 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #571 | black sword | 2 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #682 | casino pass | 2 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #68 | demon-horned hat | 2 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #1346 | disturbing fanfic | 10 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #597 | f3d0r4 | 6 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #718 | ghuol ears | 6 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #75 | meat golem | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #150 | resolution: be feistier | 1 |
| #130 | resolution: be happier | 1 |
| #101 | resolution: be kinder | 1 |
| #115 | resolution: be luckier | 1 |
| #113 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #154 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
| #146 | resolution: be smarter | 1 |
| #147 | resolution: be stronger | 1 |
| #126 | resolution: be wealthier | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #216 | tiny slimy cyst | 2 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |