| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #352 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 11 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #774 | big red clown nose | 3 |
| #239 | bird rib | 5 |
| #638 | boxed wine | 18 |
| #624 | gob of wet hair | 8 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #576 | piece of wedding cake | 7 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1596 | valuable trinket | 15 |
| #533 | white lightning | 12 |