| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #117 | Blatantly Canadian | 44 |
| #137 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 44 |
| #129 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 48 |
| #109 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 54 |
| #102 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 86 |
| #128 | Knob Goblin visor | 65 |
| #319 | baggie of powdered sugar | 68 |
| #23 | balaclava | 105 |
| #146 | balaclava baklava | 28 |
| #125 | disbelief suspenders | 11 |
| #58 | flimsy clipboard | 84 |
| #81 | hill of beans | 437 |
| #95 | jack flapper | 11 |
| #93 | leaflet | 19 |
| #95 | los chinos | 9 |
| #166 | maple syrup | 41 |
| #190 | poutine | 36 |
| #47 | stolen office supplies | 158 |
| #120 | supportive bra | 31 |
| #89 | wooden axe | 11 |