| #56 | Aggressive Carrot | 12 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #62 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #67 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #63 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #62 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #59 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #195 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbo Credit | 387 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #234 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 6 |
| #180 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #154 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 2 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #109 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #107 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #322 | M-242 | 25 |
| #108 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #213 | ancient stone fist | 2 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #564 | banana peel | 2 |
| #196 | black gold | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1044 | black pixel | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #33 | duonoculars | 18 |
| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #162 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #126 | ghost key | 1 |
| #244 | glob of green slime | 2 |
| #158 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #87 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #149 | killing jar | 2 |
| #110 | lynyrd skin | 1 |
| #724 | magical ice cubes | 15 |
| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #21 | pixel pill | 1 |
| #120 | potted cactus | 200 |
| #100 | powdered gold | 1 |
| #126 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #138 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #65 | sea cowbell | 1 |
| #153 | seaweed | 1 |
| #262 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #285 | snake | 25 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #109 | temporary teardrop tattoo | 1 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #895 | tires | 1 |
| #51 | toy taijijian | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #575 | tube of dread wax | 1 |