| #58 | Aggressive Carrot | 12 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #70 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #66 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #197 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #215 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbo Credit | 387 |
| #362 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #238 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 6 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #152 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 2 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #109 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #109 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #324 | M-242 | 25 |
| #110 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #215 | ancient stone fist | 2 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #565 | banana peel | 2 |
| #197 | black gold | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #462 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #33 | duonoculars | 18 |
| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #163 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #131 | ghost key | 1 |
| #247 | glob of green slime | 2 |
| #159 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #91 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #150 | killing jar | 2 |
| #111 | lynyrd skin | 1 |
| #735 | magical ice cubes | 15 |
| #312 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #21 | pixel pill | 1 |
| #120 | potted cactus | 200 |
| #101 | powdered gold | 1 |
| #127 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #140 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #65 | sea cowbell | 1 |
| #155 | seaweed | 1 |
| #265 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #96 | skate blade | 1 |
| #286 | snake | 25 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #102 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #184 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #147 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #106 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #82 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #111 | temporary teardrop tattoo | 1 |
| #1190 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #51 | toy taijijian | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |