| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1418 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #42 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 200 |
| #1258 | Time Juice | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #19 | broken cellular phone | 665 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #647 | kneecapping stick | 17 |
| #191 | mafia aria | 131 |
| #651 | scroll of pasta summoning | 14 |
| #771 | support cummerbund | 6 |