| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #685 | 30669 scroll | 5 |
| #864 | 33398 scroll | 5 |
| #591 | 334 scroll | 5 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1420 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1377 | Angry Farmer candy | 13 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #458 | ant agonist | 3 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1296 | awful poetry journal | 11 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |