| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1258 | Time Juice | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #732 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #432 | disassembled clover | 138 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #675 | hemp string | 4 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #8 | phat turquoise bead | 3,356 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #895 | spooky shrunken head | 3 |
| #350 | tambourine | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1048 | wussiness potion | 1 |