| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |