| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #954 | M-242 | 3 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #880 | snake | 3 |
| #891 | sparkler | 3 |
Wow, that's 34 items total!
what items are this player missing?