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| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #80 | Cerebral Culottes | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1393 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 25 |
| #1547 | Rock Pops | 20 |
| #369 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #2189 | Yummy Tummy bean | 25 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #184 | blood of the Wereseal | 4 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #11 | desiccated apricot | 2,500 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #256 | serum of sarcasm | 5 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #505 | spectral pickle | 21 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1277 | stolen accordion | 6 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #888 | ten-leaf clover | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |