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| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #614 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1390 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 25 |
| #1545 | Rock Pops | 20 |
| #370 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #2188 | Yummy Tummy bean | 25 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #186 | blood of the Wereseal | 4 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #2205 | candy cane | 10 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #11 | desiccated apricot | 2,500 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #997 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #1083 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #256 | serum of sarcasm | 5 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #504 | spectral pickle | 21 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1283 | stolen accordion | 6 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #890 | ten-leaf clover | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |