| #958 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #1093 | Cloaca-Cola | 10 |
| #375 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #883 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #1521 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 10 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #478 | Ent cider | 13 |
| #46 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 366 |
| #500 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 38 |
| #313 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 175 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #327 | Yummy Tummy bean | 651 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #402 | broken cellular phone | 6 |
| #30 | carob chunks | 365 |
| #291 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 21 |
| #38 | decorative fountain | 359 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #393 | green beer | 34 |
| #59 | hemp string | 355 |
| #343 | iron pasta spoon | 19 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #22 | necklace chain | 326 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #78 | patchouli incense stick | 373 |
| #38 | phat turquoise bead | 235 |
| #221 | phonics down | 412 |
| #264 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 124 |
| #25 | piercing post | 321 |
| #511 | portable corkscrew | 14 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #244 | scroll of drastic healing | 363 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #286 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 514 |
| #263 | super-spiky hair gel | 351 |
| #33 | tambourine bells | 289 |
| #309 | tiny house | 670 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #34 | wad of tofu | 320 |
| #46 | windchimes | 346 |
| #475 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |