| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1491 | filthy lucre | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #212 | love song of disturbing obsession | 12 |
| #191 | love song of icy revenge | 13 |
| #195 | love song of naughty innuendo | 18 |
| #206 | love song of smoldering passion | 14 |
| #205 | love song of sugary cuteness | 11 |
| #233 | love song of vague ambiguity | 9 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #118 | sea carrot | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |