| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #444 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #578 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #582 | bunny liver | 5 |
| #16 | burst hellseal brain | 777 |
| #223 | decent brain | 9 |
| #281 | empty agua de vida bottle | 748 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #231 | good brain | 68 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #31 | honeypot | 2 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #283 | lunar isotope | 9 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #403 | pog #08 (hellion) | 2 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #135 | popsicle stick | 15 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #18 | shredded hellseal hide | 716 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #677 | spectre scepter | 49 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #18 | torn hellseal sinew | 733 |
| #402 | useless powder | 342 |
| #651 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 13 |