| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #35 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 666 |
| #438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1227 | Time Juice | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #54 | poutine | 428 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |