| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1561 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #58 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #245 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 5 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #111 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #108 | epic wad | 6 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #5 | leaf of grass | 505 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #54 | peach lozenge | 3 |
| #65 | pear lozenge | 3 |
| #56 | plum lozenge | 3 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #210 | spooky hockey mask | 7 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #314 | warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |