| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #93 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #60 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #250 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 5 |
| #557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #114 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #110 | epic wad | 6 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #6 | leaf of grass | 505 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #55 | peach lozenge | 3 |
| #67 | pear lozenge | 3 |
| #57 | plum lozenge | 3 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #214 | spooky hockey mask | 7 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8192 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #313 | warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |