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| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #964 | Angry Farmer candy | 39 |
| #607 | Black No. 2 | 3 |
| #67 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 42 |
| #1268 | Daffy Taffy | 14 |
| #53 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 37 |
| #46 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 203 |
| #85 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 192 |
| #39 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 70 |
| #916 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 5 |
| #452 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 17 |
| #225 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 34 |
| #2433 | Rock Pops | 3 |
| #919 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 29 |
| #1960 | Yummy Tummy bean | 40 |
| #492 | adder bladder | 8 |
| #477 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 24 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #370 | armgun | 3 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1663 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #637 | cast | 11 |
| #1549 | chaos butterfly | 3 |
| #850 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #1578 | disturbing fanfic | 4 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #149 | phonics down | 655 |
| #256 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 131 |
| #577 | plot hole | 99 |
| #621 | probability potion | 35 |
| #625 | procrastination potion | 35 |
| #181 | scroll of drastic healing | 550 |
| #222 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 705 |
| #438 | super-spiky hair gel | 158 |
| #323 | tiny house | 649 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1849 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1209 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1523 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 12 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic mosquito | 17 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2518 | toast | 29 |
| #985 | wolf mask | 3 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #558 | wussiness potion | 13 |