| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #184 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 28 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #130 | White Citadel burger | 30 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #254 | can of Binarrrca | 41 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #121 | enchanted eyepatch | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #25 | stolen accordion | 10,118 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #353 | wang | 4 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |