| #45 | Cloaca grenade | 295 |
| #24 | Cloaca-Cola | 1,823 |
| #27 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 101 |
| #261 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 10 |
| #183 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 12 |
| #31 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 168 |
| #413 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 6 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #25 | Dyspepsi grenade | 366 |
| #38 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1,966 |
| #23 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 97 |
| #512 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #626 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #27 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 157 |
| #449 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #23 | balaclava baklava | 1,337 |
| #88 | blood flower | 151 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #28 | clockwork bartender head | 1 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #29 | clockwork chef head | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #33 | clockwork endoskeleton | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork maid head | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #207 | empty blowgun | 11 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #319 | green balloon | 10 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #54 | loaded serum blowgun | 50 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #187 | penguin skin | 736 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #27 | poutine | 1,337 |
| #74 | red balloon | 10 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #281 | yeti fur | 748 |