Eddyguy

RankItemQuantity
#65Crimbo crystal shards4
#21Mer-kin cancerstick12
#4adder10,443
🥇attorney's badge5,161
🥇bone abacus2,495
#12briefcase3,990
🥉headhunter necktie2,358
🥇pirate brochure1,250
🥈pirate pamphlet1,250
🥈pirate tract1,250
🥇pygmy briefs1,758
🥈short calculator456
🥇short writ of habeas corpus1,725
🥈slime convention swag bag4,923
#7world's smallest violin1,527

Wow, that's 38,602 items total!

what items are this player missing?