| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #103 | breadchucks | 1 |
| #194 | bus pass | 2 |
| #119 | cigar box turtle | 4 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #109 | giant grain of protein powder | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #672 | razor-sharp can lid | 8 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #162 | turtlemail bits | 14 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #84 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #126 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 2 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
Wow, that's 59 items total!
what items are this player missing?