| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1895 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #587 | hobo nickel | 312 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |