| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1522 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #1111 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #3169 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #1719 | brick | 8 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1087 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #1520 | fake fake vomit | 6 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1328 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1274 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #1364 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 8 |
| #6 | potted cactus | 500,163 |
| #1168 | rubber emo roe | 15 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1159 | x-ray specs | 5 |