| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1355 | Crimbuck | 288 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1628 | Mad Train wine | 2 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #584 | abominable snowcone | 14 |
| #54 | alpha-mail pants | 3 |
| #64 | automatic catapult | 2 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #1169 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #1094 | bottle of whiskey | 6 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1046 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 5 |
| #771 | coconut shell | 13 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #48 | football helmet | 3 |
| #382 | fortune cookie | 2 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #1297 | green beer | 5 |
| #1102 | herb brownies | 2 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1106 | ice-cold fotie | 3 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #953 | little paper umbrella | 8 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #559 | magical ice cubes | 40 |
| #792 | mind flayer corpse | 2 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #58 | pentacorn hat | 2 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #607 | shot of tomato schnapps | 2 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #2799 | toast | 10 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #595 | tomato | 30 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #103 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |