| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1355 | Crimbuck | 288 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1631 | Mad Train wine | 2 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #584 | abominable snowcone | 14 |
| #54 | alpha-mail pants | 3 |
| #64 | automatic catapult | 2 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #1170 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #1094 | bottle of whiskey | 6 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1047 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 5 |
| #782 | coconut shell | 13 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #48 | football helmet | 3 |
| #383 | fortune cookie | 2 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #1297 | green beer | 5 |
| #1103 | herb brownies | 2 |
| #1743 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1108 | ice-cold fotie | 3 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #963 | little paper umbrella | 8 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #568 | magical ice cubes | 40 |
| #795 | mind flayer corpse | 2 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #58 | pentacorn hat | 2 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #608 | shot of tomato schnapps | 2 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #2806 | toast | 10 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #595 | tomato | 30 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |