| #212 | BGE merchandise order form | 20 |
| #575 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #465 | CRIMBCO mug | 25 |
| #279 | CRIMBCO wine | 26 |
| #246 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 9 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #446 | Crimbo fudge | 25 |
| #455 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 23 |
| #74 | Frosty's frosty mug | 26 |
| #614 | Go-Wassail | 21 |
| #231 | Hodgman's blanket | 6 |
| #371 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #183 | bowl of fishysoisse | 5 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #701 | brine | 24 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #178 | corned-beef Reuben | 12 |
| #130 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #85 | dire fudgesicle | 39 |
| #163 | extra-greasy slider | 15 |
| #172 | frigid fudgepuck | 23 |
| #240 | frozen banquet | 10 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #180 | fudge lily | 37 |
| #322 | fudgecule | 5,430 |
| #655 | ghost cucumber | 69 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #469 | guy made of bee pollen | 5 |
| #1743 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #103 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 24 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #627 | jerky coins | 23 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #63 | spectral pickle | 376 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #214 | superheated fudge | 21 |
| #46 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 22 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #45 | voodoo snuff | 32 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |