| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #32 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
| #572 | Chroner | 1 |
| #72 | D roll | 179 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #77 | New Zealand iced tea | 173 |
| #108 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #58 | birdbone corset | 6 |
| #70 | blue grass | 26 |
| #68 | candy cigarette | 44 |
| #97 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #77 | droll monocle | 17 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #173 | flask flops | 1 |
| #201 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #193 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #89 | hep waders | 3 |
| #66 | kiwi | 117 |
| #177 | kiwi beak | 4 |
| #73 | law-abiding citizen cane | 8 |
| #70 | legitimate business on the beach | 81 |
| #203 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #111 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #181 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #88 | unquiet spirits | 23 |
Wow, that's 701 items total!
what items are this player missing?