| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #2072 | Crimbuck | 31 |
| #608 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #139 | bag of bones | 8 |
| #505 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #284 | beertini | 7 |
| #733 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #178 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 33 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #353 | bottle of Blank-Out | 30 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #1200 | canteen of wine | 10 |
| #525 | carob chunk cookies | 2 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #688 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #903 | club necklace | 8 |
| #1362 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #829 | elven limbos gingerbread | 13 |
| #876 | elven moonshine | 9 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #599 | fancy opera glasses | 5 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #345 | garish pinky ring | 13 |
| #518 | giant designer sunglasses | 7 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #196 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 16 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #828 | heart necklace | 9 |
| #118 | irradiated candy cane | 26 |
| #1109 | knuckle sandwich | 8 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #185 | oozenog | 15 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #567 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #139 | pulsing flesh | 19 |
| #687 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #1270 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #760 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #643 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 68 |
| #1777 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
| #2312 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
| #880 | stuffed Meat | 53 |
| #2424 | stuffed angry cow | 20 |
| #2016 | stuffed astral badger | 25 |
| #1641 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 32 |
| #2404 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #206 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 39 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1612 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1774 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1862 | stuffed hand turkey | 28 |
| #306 | stuffed martini | 31 |
| #1981 | stuffed mind flayer | 26 |
| #1224 | stuffed mink | 34 |
| #780 | stuffed monocle | 60 |
| #2060 | stuffed scary death orb | 25 |
| #2270 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2386 | stuffed snowy owl | 20 |
| #2358 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2247 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #960 | stuffed teddy butler | 47 |
| #756 | stuffed tin of caviar | 63 |
| #1970 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #167 | twitching claw | 20 |
| #913 | unstable DNA | 45 |