| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #387 | CRIMBCO mug | 34 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #634 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #53 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #56 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #51 | desktop zen garden | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #289 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #668 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #614 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #609 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #80 | nailswurst | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #254 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #26 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 6 |
| #136 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #127 | soggy used band-aid | 7 |
| #232 | space junk | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |