| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #584 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 20 |
| #424 | Meleegra™ pills | 20 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1056 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 20 |
| #338 | adder bladder | 20 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #469 | asshat | 2 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #688 | bilge wine | 3 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1355 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #538 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #413 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #768 | evil golden arch | 3 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #463 | gob of wet hair | 20 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #506 | happiness | 2 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #168 | menudo | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #190 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #161 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #2385 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #1975 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #1178 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 42 |
| #2923 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2907 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #2259 | stuffed astral badger | 22 |
| #1286 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 40 |
| #133 | stuffed can of asparagus | 194 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1529 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #97 | stuffed dodecapede | 105 |
| #1273 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1633 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 32 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1145 | stuffed hand turkey | 44 |
| #1925 | stuffed mind flayer | 27 |
| #2632 | stuffed mink | 4 |
| #2028 | stuffed monocle | 12 |
| #626 | stuffed ninja snowman | 7 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3091 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #3417 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #1392 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1922 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #917 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 54 |
| #1166 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #133 | stuffed stab bat | 2 |
| #664 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 69 |
| #2924 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2388 | stuffed tin of caviar | 7 |
| #1662 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 31 |
| #76 | stuffed yeti | 2 |
| #246 | stuffed zmobie | 5 |
| #701 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #853 | tomato | 8 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #80 | yak toupee | 1 |