| #432 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #230 | Hodgman's blanket | 6 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #2544 | box of sunshine | 41 |
| #99 | chaos butterfly | 4,870 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #170 | extra-greasy slider | 14 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #169 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 13 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #124 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 142 |
| #126 | slimy sweetbreads | 142 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #197 | voodoo snuff | 8 |